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bombed auditions
Kat(hleen) - my head is full of random shit.
16 and I really enjoy pandas.
I'm a native New Yorker and have lived here my entire life.
I enjoy acting, singing, chocolate, magic and Albert Einstein.
I love a boy and he means the world to me. Mush <3
bombed auditions
auditions Friday
and Saturday for a show out of school.
I deserve to be appreciated
kids would ask me at camp how turtles would get off their back, so I’d grab a turtle out of the “pit” (a 10x10 self sufficient ecosystem when kids can put reptiles and amphibians they catch) and put him on his back. the method they use is to stretch out their neck and push to one side hoping eventually they’d flip over. now this was easier for snapping turtles because their necks are so much longer, but any turtle can do it. snapping turtles neck is the finest cut of meat off a turtle and what people usually eat. they can grow up to three feet extending their neck. they are massive things. we had one in the pit named chomp. their head and beak are made of one huge bone and they can take fingers off if given a chance.
(Source: crimesagainsthughsmanatees)
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wig n whiskers intrest meeting tomorrow… so awkward I might cry…
dinnerI WISH I HAD A BATHTUB FULL OF PUPPIES
(Source: ginnyisinthechamber, via a-u-d-i-b-l-e)
Su Lin at the San Diego Zoo on January 14, 2006.
© Tim Lesle.
Gold walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “AU! Get outta here!”
BECAUSE OF HIM I TELL THIS JOKE ALL TIME!
(Source: leilockheart, via nowdontgetmewrong)
DONT YOU DARE FUCKING DISRESPECT ALBERT!
(Source: ultra-faggot, via nowdontgetmewrong)
25 pages full of notes, I shouldn’t even have to go to class now!
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